Random absurdity for 2012-01-20

Random absurdity for 2012-01-18

  • Always glad to see UF students blasted UF professors with imbecille grammar. RT @drebose4: so my teacher act like he don't want to be here #
  • Sweet! Crying baby on my flight! I'm going to mash Cheeze-Its it my eyes for good measure! #
  • Black Monster, here I come. (at Oceanic Flight 815) — http://t.co/MizzqRDm #
  • Pinkberry never did embrace the self-serve model “@latimes: Pinkberry co-founder beat homeless man with tire iron http://t.co/5HrHxkrz” #
  • -_______- “@_KWEBSTER6_: Medical sociology is boring he need to have notes on a PowerPoint can't learn with him blasting different topics” #
  • Chit chat should be limited to 140 characters. #
  • Slingn' “@Shaqpett_36: Up and at this $$$$$…” #

Random absurdity for 2012-01-17

  • The developer's guide to the HTML5 APIs http://t.co/wq4Tt8V7 #
  • RT @adii: The worst kind of customer service: when someone underestimates your intelligence by giving you shitty excuses & passing the… #
  • I need a haircut worse than I need a vasectomy… Almost (with Gina at @DennysGrandSlam) [pic] — http://t.co/2vn7bV0T #
  • This taxi driver is going to take my credit card or a punch to the Adam's Apple. #LA #
  • To protest #sopa I won't be bathing tomorrow. #
  • “@RKRelentless: Six am lift was probably the best way to start off my birthday!” #humblebrag #
  • We have something in common. RT @UberFacts: A whale's penis is called a dork. #

Random absurdity for 2012-01-15