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Random absurdity for 2012-01-20

By baseballstrength | January 20, 2012 3:19 pm | Social Media | Leave a comment

Random absurdity for 2012-01-18

By baseballstrength | January 18, 2012 3:19 pm | Social Media | Leave a comment
  • Always glad to see UF students blasted UF professors with imbecille grammar. RT @drebose4: so my teacher act like he don't want to be here #
  • Sweet! Crying baby on my flight! I'm going to mash Cheeze-Its it my eyes for good measure! #
  • Black Monster, here I come. (at Oceanic Flight 815) — http://t.co/MizzqRDm #
  • Pinkberry never did embrace the self-serve model “@latimes: Pinkberry co-founder beat homeless man with tire iron http://t.co/5HrHxkrz” #
  • -_______- “@_KWEBSTER6_: Medical sociology is boring he need to have notes on a PowerPoint can't learn with him blasting different topics” #
  • Chit chat should be limited to 140 characters. #
  • Slingn' “@Shaqpett_36: Up and at this $$$$$…” #

Random absurdity for 2012-01-17

By baseballstrength | January 17, 2012 3:19 pm | Social Media | Leave a comment
  • The developer's guide to the HTML5 APIs http://t.co/wq4Tt8V7 #
  • RT @adii: The worst kind of customer service: when someone underestimates your intelligence by giving you shitty excuses & passing the… #
  • I need a haircut worse than I need a vasectomy… Almost (with Gina at @DennysGrandSlam) [pic] — http://t.co/2vn7bV0T #
  • This taxi driver is going to take my credit card or a punch to the Adam's Apple. #LA #
  • To protest #sopa I won't be bathing tomorrow. #
  • “@RKRelentless: Six am lift was probably the best way to start off my birthday!” #humblebrag #
  • We have something in common. RT @UberFacts: A whale's penis is called a dork. #

Random absurdity for 2012-01-15

By baseballstrength | January 15, 2012 3:19 pm | Social Media | Leave a comment

Random absurdity for 2012-01-10

By baseballstrength | January 10, 2012 3:19 pm | Social Media | Leave a comment

Random absurdity for 2012-01-09

By baseballstrength | January 9, 2012 3:19 pm | Social Media | Leave a comment
  • .@MacMiller on Tim #Tebow "I want to see James Harrison light him up a couple times." ~ I want to see @MacMiller lite up — once. #
  • "If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat." – Herschel Walker on masturbation. #
  • "To succeed…You need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you." – Tony Dorsett on doggy style #
  • Tom Coughlin has mixed feelings on the #Giants win. Yes, they move on, but he doesn't have an excuse to drink more heavily than usual. #
  • Just realized that if Tom Coughlin were sober and in shape, he'd look like @RealSkipBayless's twin. #
  • Wow – Not a good Bowl year for @espn – http://t.co/9s5vnq33 #
  • I've been rough on Coughlin, but give the #Giants coach credit. In the offseason, he's one of the top AA sponsors in the country. #
  • I honestly thought Lesley Visser was a burn victim. Thanks to @RLotardo for clarifying that it's "just bad plastic surgery." #
  • No matter the outcome of the #Broncos #Steelers game, only one starting QB can say they've never been accused of rape. #
  • First Kobe, tonight Big Ben. Colorado women just can't catch a break. #
  • Decker had a pretty descent carrer. Sad to see it end. #fb #
  • Decker had a pretty decent carrer. Sad to see it end. #
  • "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." – Ted Walsh #
  • Holy…. Shit…. #Denver #
  • Sources say Big Ben was so sad after the #Steelers lost to the #Broncos that he only felt like raping two women. #
  • Not sure if you caught it but after the game #Tebow went to shake Big Ben's hand, but Tebow's skin started burning when he got close to him #
  • “Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.” – Doug Collins #